| title | ISBN-13 | year of publication |
|---|---|---|
| Geezerhood: What to expect from life now that you're as old as dirt | 978-1-885027-06-1 | 1996 |
| How to Confuse the Idiots In Your Life | 978-1-885027-10-8 | 1999 |
| How to Cope When You Are Surrounded by Idiots... Or If You Are One | 978-1-885027-03-0 | 1993 |
| How to Make People Think You Are Normal | 978-1-885027-14-6 | 2002 |
| The Disgusted Driver's Handbook -- Instructions For Surviving on Roads Infested with Idiots. | 978-1-885027-09-2 | 1998 |
| Understanding Woman, A Guidebook for Guys Who Are Often Confused | 978-1-885027-13-9 | 2001 |